Alas, Poor Professor Crewneck
Alas, poor Professor. We knew him.
A little Shakespeare. A little Saturday-morning chaos. A lot went wrong somewhere in between.
The Alas, Poor Professor Crewneck takes one of literature's most recognizable moments and drops it into the Sweetshirts universe. Gothic lettering sets the scene on the front, while the back reveals the full hand-drawn artwork—a brooding villain, a familiar-looking skull, scattered books, and enough tiny details to reward anyone who takes a second look.
It’s dark. It’s ridiculous. It’s strangely intellectual.
Exactly how we like it.
Details:
- Original Sweetshirts front, back, and sleeve artwork
- 100% cotton face
- 65% cotton, 35% polyester
- Soft, tightly knit 3-end fleece
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
- Side-seamed construction
- Unisex fit
Fit note: This crewneck runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
To be, or not to be normal was never really the question.
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
23 ½ |
| M |
28 |
21 |
24 |
| L |
29 |
23 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
25 |
24 |
| 2XL |
31 |
26 ½ |
24 |
| 3XL |
32 |
28 |
24 |
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
59.7 |
| M |
71.1 |
53.3 |
61 |
| L |
73.7 |
58.4 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
63.5 |
61 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
67.3 |
61 |
| 3XL |
81.3 |
71.1 |
61 |
